The mayor of Swan City has issued a conference call at City Hall for Monday, October 14 at 9 am CST. It is there that he is expected to announce that the city will honor it's victory over Dan by establishing Fact Is Dan Lost Day.
Main Street will be renamed Justin Blackmon Street for the day, and butter sculptures will be made of Jordan Reed, Jordy Nelson, and the entire Kansas City Chiefs defensive line. Russell Wilson will be given a key to the city, and Demarco Murray a permanent parking spot near Show Bunnies Bar, Grill, and Occassional Gentlemen's club.
Everyone is invited to celebrate Fact Is Dan Lost Day, which will be held in the Town Square at Gazebo 4.
Light refreshments will follow.