What the hell did Joe need help with on Sunday?

There once was a man named AP.
Whose bye week fell unfortunately.
For Joe he faced Dan,
The essence of man,
Poor Joe stood no chance don't you see?!

Joe thinks that he's worthy of fame.
Quite frankly, I think that he's lame
Hit his ceiling last week.
No AP? His team reeks!
I win 'ships like it's part of my name!

I'm not scared because you have Drew Brees.
I will surely beat you with great ease.
Last week Austin scored zero,
Josh Brown also scored zero.
It'll be easier than a making a sneeze.

I've got Rodgers, Dezeus, and D-Tom.
Add Jam-Cham in, that guys the bomb.
S. Janikowski,
And Hawks by the Sea,
You'll be trounced with stalwart aplomb.