Things will stay the same!

Curt: Welcome to the Fox NFL VISA Postgame show!

Terry: Thanks J.B.! Now let’s get straight to the highlights! First we have Bryan Olsen’s Bryte Lights of a Real City VS. Jose Engelbrekt’s Real North Rochester. Jose was looking for a big return to form this week from Fred Jackson – Out of…!

Curt: Coe College!

Michael: Fred-Jax Championship!

Terry: Well maybe not this year Michael. Fred-Jax had a hard time against a stingy Niners D. But thanks to Reggie Wayne -

Jimmy: He’s still got it!

Terry: this game was in a dead tie going into Sunday night’s matchup between the Saints and Chargers. Jose had Jimmy Graham and Bryan had Marques Colston. Unfortunately for Jose, Colston outscored Graham

31-0. SCORE ALERT: Bears CB Charles Tillman returns interception for 30 yd TD. 

Terry: Now let’s take a look at the Battle of the B’s: that’s the Bad Shapes taking on the Bear Grylls’ Survivalists. While nothing spectacular, AarBear rode an extremely well rounded performance from his starting lineup to victory. The Bad Shape’s Aaron Rodgers is finally starting to look like his old self again, but Chris Johnson’s goose egg was just too much to overcome!

Michael: heheheh, CJ-no-K! Get it?

Howie (muttering): Shoot me now.

Terry: Next on tap Team Shalom House visits Teracotta Pie. Now Ed’s Shalom House, and its three-headed monster needed a win pretty badly this week to overcome a disappointing 1-3 start. It looked like he had it in the bag: when up by 30 points going into the Sunday night game, Jeff’s only remaining player was Drew Brees. Summer Brees put up a strong 28, good enough to give the Saints their first win of the year, but seemingly just shy of rallying Jeff to a win. That’s when the fun started. After two 2-point score corrections over the next two days, including one 48 hours after the completion of the game, Ed went from victory, to tied, to defeat. Now that’s just cold.

Howie: Edwin? More like Ed-lose.

SCORE ALERT: Bears WR Devin Hester returns punt for 61 yd TD.

Terry: And now we follow the action to Carolina, where Cam Newton’s Pussy Riot was hosting the vaunted Balloon Hands. Although Sean was heavily favored in this one, a slow start by his team made things close. So close in fact, it took a big Monday night game from game-breaker Arian Foster before Sean finally claimed the lead. This one has to sting for Cam Newton and his Pussy Riot: when your fantasy team and your real life team both could have one won if you’d merely had a below average game, rather than a downright terrible game, it’s gonna burn for a while.

Jimmy:  Especially when the win would have come against a rarely beatable Balloon Hands squad, and it wastes a pretty decent effort from the rest of the starters.

Curt: Well I guess that’s the risk of tying the fate of your real and fantasy teams so closely together. And the rest of the league better watch out, because Sean’s on a roll.

SCORE ALERT: Bears K/DE Robbie Gould returns sack-fumble for 79 yd TD 

Terry: And in the final game of the week, the Chicago-rillas went to town this afternoon, Browntown that is. Although shaky in some areas, Tim’s trio of Chicago stars racked up the points this afternoon against the Jaguars, especially the D/ST, more than compensating for all those points Andrew Luck wasted on his bench.

Jimmy: Yeah, Chicago’s Defense has been on fire this season.

Michael: Reminds me of the days Jason Sehorn and I spent together in New York.

Terry: And the nights! Right Michael?

Curt: The Chicago-rillas live-and-die by the Bears strategy will be tested next week though with the Bears on their bye.

Howie: Why in the #@%* am I still here…

Curt: And now let’s go down on the field for a report from Erin Andrews.

Howie Oh. Right.


Curt: Thank you Erin! And finally, here’s Frank Calendio with picks for next week’s games.

Curt: Thanks Frank! That’s our show for today, we’ll see you next week!