Here's what I learned when I researched "Bryan Sucks" (courtesy Google images):
Now stare at my magnificence...


While listening to:


With these words in your head on repeat:
Bry-an's team sucks!
Bry-an's team sucks!
Bry-an's team sucks!
Bry-an's team sucks!

Dan is the best!
Dan is the best!
Dan is the best!
Dan is the best!

Dan, he is gonna beat Bry, because see, Dan is the best and Bry he just sucks.

Sucky sucky sucky sucky own-er!
Sucky sucky sucky sucky own-er!

This is it.  The FINAL Danny Devito Power Rankings of the 2013 season. 

It's kind of amazing how quickly the season has gone by.  It seems like yesterday that we were drafting and Dan didn't have a kid.  There's been a lot of ups and downs and ties (at least for me), but overall it's been a pretty entertaining season.  Personally, I think the infusion of some new blood made it kind of fun to watch.  I mean, it would've been pretty hilarious if Joe had won the championship.  But instead, a lot of the old guard is in the playoffs.  I'll have a playoff post up - hopefully - before the Strubin Bowl, but no guarantees.  For now, I want to put a final bow on the fantasy season with these power rankings.

This is as good a time as ever to mention that you should send me a FB message to vote for our awards this year  For the newbies, I'll be sending a facebook message for people to respond to me about, and then we'll be unveiling the awards in an "unveiling ceremony" (I'm not going to do them periodically like I did last year) some time during the playoffs. 

So, without further adieu, meet your 2013 maker folks.