Like Sting coming in from the rafters, I am here to reign havoc on idiotic fantasy football trades.

My target this week, is Hairyon Buttarya (Not to be confused with Hairyon. But, Arya from Game of Thrones fame).

Andrew Luck and Lorenzo Talifero for Ryan Tannehill and Matt Jones.

Andrew Luck and Lorenzo Talifero for Ryan Tannehill and Matt Jones.

Now, I understand you some other QB on your roster, who I believe is Tim Brady, but I am not going to check because I don't have time for that.

More importantly, it doesn't matter who else you have at QB. You could have Peyton, Luck, Rodgers, Timmy, Roflcopter, etc and trading Luck for Ryan Tannehill and an average at bust (not a typo) RB pickup.

1st thing wrong with this trade) If you have Tim Brady and are willing to part with Luck for another player. YOU DON'T NEED RYAN TANNEHILL. Why would you degrade Luck's value for another QB that is going to sit on your bench for every game except next week. I bet Derek Carr is still available in your league. I will bet that Carr scores more points than Tannehill this week.

2nd thing wrong with this trade) Luck for Tannehill and Jones would be a bad trade by iteslf.

3rd thing wrong with this trade) I heard that your trade might not even go through until Monday. R-O-F-L-S.

Here I thought that Gronk for $12 would be far and away the worst trade of the year (not saying it's not) but, man, Buttarya, you must hate coming up with your own team name and logo, because at this rate you'll be Buttarya for Buttyears to Buttcome.

Butt.