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Back in the U S of A after an amazing trip to jolly Skol England. Was nice to take a bit of a vacation after an angry gorilla from Chicago took my v-card with my first loss. If I ever wore a hat I would tip it in the general direction of Chicago.

My team and I really appreciated the bye week to rest up. Oh wait. I apologize. I read the schedule wrong. It wasn't a bye week but a BEAR week. What was the score? Oh my... Probably best not to mention the score to prevent any hard feelings. :\

Look at that! Top scoring team last week was the Ravers. Perhaps a sign of things to come? My prediction, yes.

High drama with division battles this week as the two top teams in each division battle it out. In the Barron Vaughn division the top spot will be decided. My guess is that Bryan will probably beat Aaron. Possibly related side note, when did Katarya become a Broncos fan?

Then the only two teams anyone cares about in the Wyatt Justice division go head to head in the prime time spot. Dan's BS versus the hope and inspiration of the nation, the Redmond Remedial Ravers. I think it is funny that Dan keeps talking about the pre-auction era and auction era. Frankly these terms seem a little dated. I think Dan should reference a far more significant event when naming eras. I would suggest the before times and after the Joepocalypse (the Joepocalypse of course being when I showed up in the league and made everything up until that point meaningless).

But I digress. Ravers will leave Dan's team quite misshapen this weekend. Just a bunch of troangle and skwares.

Le huh?

Le wut?

I iz confused.

Yes, I'm referring to how our league has gone after four weeks.  Riddle me this:

RBs are looking even worse this year than last year, whatever TE renaissance that was supposed to happen hasn't come to fruition like the "experts" said it would, Mike Vick is back being awesome, and your favorite defenses haven't done jack squat this year (except maybe Seattle).  I mean, Tom Brady was just traded for Darren Sproles.  Darren Sproles!  Even last year I don't know if anyone would've done this.  But to be fair for Baron, he has Philip Rivers suddenly acting like he's 26 and in his primo days.  Let's save our judgement on that trade for after it processes, but for now let's just marvel in the fact that after four weeks, Joe is a playoff team, Tim has scored more points than anyone (and is 2-2), while Danny is having reverse luck this year and I'm still on the outside looking in for the playoffs.

Did you guys know Joe was in London for the Vikings game?  If you didn't, I recommend talking to him and getting his stories about Wembley and London and stuff.

There's a lot of fun that's still to come in this league.  And despite the absolute premature timing of this call, I'm still going to come right out and predict the final league standings and playoff teams.  Here we go, in reverse order:

10. Danny
9. Baron
8. Jose
7. Jeff
6. KC
5. Arun
4. Joe
3. Bryan
2. Tim
1. Dan

Dan defeats Joe, Tim defeats Bryan.

And because I can, Tim defeats Dan.

Now on to the rankings!  Note that stats aren't updated on the blog.  That'll happen tomorrow.  I'm feeling good and lazy tonight.