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Back in the U S of A after an amazing trip to jolly Skol England. Was nice to take a bit of a vacation after an angry gorilla from Chicago took my v-card with my first loss. If I ever wore a hat I would tip it in the general direction of Chicago.

My team and I really appreciated the bye week to rest up. Oh wait. I apologize. I read the schedule wrong. It wasn't a bye week but a BEAR week. What was the score? Oh my... Probably best not to mention the score to prevent any hard feelings. :\

Look at that! Top scoring team last week was the Ravers. Perhaps a sign of things to come? My prediction, yes.

High drama with division battles this week as the two top teams in each division battle it out. In the Barron Vaughn division the top spot will be decided. My guess is that Bryan will probably beat Aaron. Possibly related side note, when did Katarya become a Broncos fan?

Then the only two teams anyone cares about in the Wyatt Justice division go head to head in the prime time spot. Dan's BS versus the hope and inspiration of the nation, the Redmond Remedial Ravers. I think it is funny that Dan keeps talking about the pre-auction era and auction era. Frankly these terms seem a little dated. I think Dan should reference a far more significant event when naming eras. I would suggest the before times and after the Joepocalypse (the Joepocalypse of course being when I showed up in the league and made everything up until that point meaningless).

But I digress. Ravers will leave Dan's team quite misshapen this weekend. Just a bunch of troangle and skwares.