It is time that I take my Champion's Right; time that I enforce my will to shape this next season. It is time I bestow the loser of the league with their team identity. Aaron Katarya get ready to cheer on the BUTTS!

Your team name this year will be the Hairon Buttaryas! It gets better. I have gotten all my creative juices flowing to grant you a team logo for the ages. Using the power of Google and typing in your name I found the perfect picture to begin your new legacy:

From there the next logical step was to search for butts. Searching for just butts on google image search wasn't quite getting me what I needed. Using my knowledge of the internet I decided to reference a rather famous butt for this logo. The butt was Goatse. For those that don't know this is one nsfw butt so use caution before searching for that. That led me to create this beauty below:

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To make the logo match more to the Buttarya brand I removed the genitals of this entrepreneurial man of the web. Next Katarya's head was to emerge similar to his strategies for dropping players last year. Finally I wanted to capture his sense of caution so Katarya looks both ways for safety.

This logo was good left me unsatisfied, much like how all of you treat your significant others. I wanted more from this darling photo of Aaron. Getting back to Google images I searched a variety of butt related topics until I found the picture I desired and Katarya deserved. With the work I put into this logo I felt I created something that will make the peoples of the world laugh and after the laughter dies down to really think. This was the logo to represent the Hairon Buttaryas!


So Aaron take pride in your team this year as you cautiously check your fantasy football stats so that no one can see your glory (and maybe draw a conclusion or two about your love for fisher butt cracks). You are the Hairon Buttaryas!!!