Alright, so with this being my first week of EMT Class, along with figuring out all sorts of other life stuff, I haven't had much time to dis you Jeff.  Thus I'm just going to spit a couple of FFB Haiku your way, here goes:

Gore got you some points
Too bad you have Eli Manning
That guy sucks real bad

Yes, you have Dwayne Bowe
Though last week he got zero
I prefer rainbows

I've got two J.C.s
Like the wind they score touchdowns
Steady as two mountains

Me, unstoppable
Half my guys undropable
A tree thrives in spring