I am ASHAMED of you!!
...
Or, I'm very impressed by you.

Either way I expect all of you will begin to desperately seek out my approval.  I assume most of you have seen the Colbert Report at some point, so this will be an adaptation of his segment of the same name, no pun intended.  In case you don't know what I'm talking about...you know what, figure it out.  So without further ado:

My first Wag of the Finger is for the most egregious of offenses, unoriginalness, and it goes to...Me (Dan).

Butterflies, Flowers, and INTENSITY!!!

While I don't apologize whatsoever, I do recognize that (most of) my pieces haven't been original in form.  However, until I come up with my own, I'm going to try to recreate others' success.  Because in the end, isn't that what the entertainment industry is all about?


Tip of the Hat:  Tim-picking up Joique Bell.

Me giving Tim a glare as he steals Joique out from under me.

We definitely all should have bid more on Joique, but as the next closest bidder I was particularly annoyed/approving of Tim's budding bidding skills.  Well met young man, well met.  I'm going to say Tibs over Danny by 5 just for that.  Also, good jabs at AK, which leads me to...


Wag of the Finger:  Arun-Picking up Edelman for $46.

Really?  Looks fine to me.

Oops.  I'm sure Arun will continue to defend his move well past when Amendola and Gronko are leaving Edelman with 2 targets on 8 snaps in a couple of weeks time.  Honestly I should probably be tipping my hat, because when a real keeper hits the block, Erun will have blown his whole load...and in a shcool zone!

Tip of the Hat:  Bryan-151 Points



Wag of the Finger:  Kenrisa, for going up against the Bad Shapes.
It may not be totally his fault, but still not a good move.  I say Shapes by 20.
http://realmencrytc.blogspot.com/2013/09/ode-de-noob.html
Enough Said.


Tip of the Hat: Bear, for securing top waiver priority in tie-breakers by sucking ass!

Get it?

Seriously though, good job!  It was fun watching Erun just barely lose out on Thomas.  I predict Siems will bounce back and take the week 92-84.

Wag of the Finger:  Jeff, for not scoring enough points.

You're supposed to score enough points, Jeff!  I say Jeff loses by 39 again, because that's what he's proven hes' capable of.  So I guess that means Jose 39-Jeff 0.

Tip of the Hat: Joe, for having AP on your team.

Duh!

Still I think Bryan takes it by at least 10...or loses by 1.  Yeah he's probably going to lose by 1.

And one final Tip of the Hat to...

Whoever starts to do a weekly match-up preview...or other weekly article...or semi-weekly article...or excessively talks trash...or you know, whatever.