Ode de Noob

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My wallet’s walls lined with bills
From a year of winning
And now another one begins
More dominant than ever
Andrew Jackson
That guy’s a bigger joke than Bear Grylls
And all I hear about is
how you’re so sad, you’re so sad

You’re so bad, it's stupid
And not, in a, good waaaay
It's too bad that Peyton can’t save your team’s day
You Lose, I win,
You suck

You lost week one without a fight
Although I'm sure you tried
And now you face the reigning champ
You’re sure not to survive
But you weren't there
To witness my greatness first hand
Thus it’s time that you learn
how you’ll be so sad, oh so sad

You’re so bad, it's stupid
And not, in a, good waaaay
It's too bad Ridley can’t hold onto the ball
You Lose, I win,

You’re so bad

You’re so bad, it's stupid
And not, in a, good waaaay
It's too bad that Foster is over the hill
You Lose, I win,
You suck

Beating you is how I’m built
Just tearing you apart
Bad Shapes have won all the ‘ships
A one hundred record
It’s not your fault, a noob like you just stands no chance
And now I scream about it
about how you’re so bad, you’re so bad

so bad, so bad.

You’re so bad, it's stupid
And not, in a, good waaaay
It's too bad that Hakeem Nicks sucks Donkey Dick
You Lose, I win,

You’re so bad

You’re so bad, it's stupid
And not, in a, good waaaay
It's too bad even with Luck on your side you lose
You Lose, I win,
You suck

0-2, that’s you, 0-2

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