There once was a Jeff from Nantucket,
Who picked players as if from a bucket.
He was two and five,
His team did not thrive,
So he packed up his things and said fuck it!

The best of them all is named Dan.
He is said to be truly, "The Man!"
He wins all the ships,
Consumes many dips,
And declares with great vigor, "SPAAAAAAAN"

Twas not fear'd at all, Baron Nashor.
When they play'd, twas naught but a bore.
Jones-Drew is just bad,
Fitz's story is sad,
And Frank's last name ought be snore.

The Bad Shapes, most feared in the land.
Every game like two birds in the hand.
With six players top ten,
They will win again.
And stay in first place just as plan'd.