Happy Birthday Week Bryan!!!

Happy Birthday says Lynch,
Beating you'll be a synch.
He scored me two touchdowns...
You're like the logs that I pinch.

Kaepernick is a hack.
But even he beats your backs.
Your wideouts Are pitiful...
Your whole team is whack!

You should get off this ride.
I've got Luck on my side.
Dez and D Thom are awesome...
Something about you and poop...ide

Know what's worse than your men?
Guesses from ESPN.
Projections from a weatherman...
With the brain of a wren.

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Bryan...
Your beard looks like poo.

P.S.  Thanks for letting us stay with you!

P.P.S.  Actually, the beard is pretty good...that was below the belt.  But you're still gonna lose.